Super Bowls don’t determine greatness

9 02 2010

For all you Peyton Manning critics who claim he can’t reach NFL immortality now that he’s lost a Super Bowl, take a deep breath, relax and chew on the following few paragraphs. As much as credentials for quarterback greatness might have once swung too far toward statistics, the argument for who’s the best has pivoted too much to the other side of the pendulum, the one that looks at Super Bowl rings at the absolute precursor to a legendary resume.

I get why all quarterbacks are measured by the number of Vince Lombardi trophies they raise during their career. Football is the consummate battle and quarterbacks are the ringleaders, thus making a championship the ultimate test of their leadership, toughness and talent. Yet those critics who claim that quarterbacks should be measured by their Super Bowl rings will also endorse football as the ultimate team sport.

Football advocates cite each position’s reliance on the other as the reason for why football promotes teamwork better than any other sport. The quarterback is dependent on the offensive line to protect him and the wide receiver catch his pass. The running back is reliant on the quarterback to properly hand off the ball and for everybody else to block. The defense works essentially the same way, with linemen and defensive backs realizing that their job is based at least somewhat on whether the other performs his role.

So if football is the ultimate team sport, why put so much of the onus on quarterbacks to win the Big Game? Sure, they receive most of the glory for winning, but that doesn’t mean critics should double up on a misguided placement of responsibilities by labeling them as “not great enough” if they don’t win one Super Bowl, or multiple in the case of Manning. He’s won “only” one Super Bowl. He’s “just” 9-9 in the playoffs, although the 9-9 critics fail to point out that he’s 9-6 since 2003 and 6-3 since ‘06.

Manning will — and should — go down as one of the sport’s greatest quarterbacks. Whether or not he’s number one is simply a matter of preference for an era. Old-timers consider Johnny Unitas the greatest because of his toughness, leadership and ability to pique interest in football at a time when baseball was still America’s game. Some prefer Joe Montana because of his cool under fire and all the great defenses he faced in the ’80s. Others hold Manning in the highest regard because of more athletic defenses running far more complex schemes during his era. You really can’t go wrong as long as you take time to tailor your pitch. Just don’t hold a quarterback responsible for the entire actions of a team at every moment of his career.





Olympic athletes and nutrition

8 02 2010

The Olympic Eating Plan

Olympians aren’t normal people. Their athleticism and conditioning level are almost beyond belief. Their work ethic and will to succeed are even rarer. Not many people in this world have the gumption to work nearly every day for most of their lives to achieve a goal which may only last for minutes at one time in their lives. That’s the life Olympians choose, with the uncertainty that they’ll ever get more than one shot at the Olympics.

For this WeightWatchers.com story, I looked at the strict nutrition plans Olympians must adhere to if they wish to maximize their athletic ability. As with any great athlete, the mental discipline and desire to be the best ranks just as high. So the athletes must follow a year-round nutrition regimen, which they might not always enjoy but ultimately understand that it helps them achieve their goals. And I know that I’ll be keeping my eye specifically on Madeleine Williams to see how she performs for her country. I can’t wait for the Olympics to start this weekend.





Super Bowl questions

7 02 2010

Here are my questions in preparation for Super Sunday:

Which company will disappoint with the worst commercial(s) — Budweiser, Go Daddy or Monster.com?

How anti-climatic will Tim Tebow’s commercial be?

Why the hell don’t I watch the NHL more? I’m checking Caps/Pens on NBC and in the first half of the first period Sid has scored two goals and there have been three mini-fights/altercations.

How many new camera angles will CBS introduce for today’s game?

At what point of “The Who”’s performance will I turn my attention to something else? For the record, I like the band. It’s just that their best work is from the ’60s.

Will Reggie Bush repeat Devin Hester’s opening kickoff against the Colts?

More Kim Kardashian and less of anything else would make a good Super Bowl today.

How many shots do we get of Kim Kardashian, Bush’s girlfriend, in the stands?

Why hasn’t KK’s enterprising self allowed fans to auction for her to discard various pieces of clothing as she sits in her seat/luxury box?

How many times will I curse CBS for showing us Archie/Olivia/Eli/Cooper Manning instead of KK?

At what point does Jim Nantz break down, cry and thank all the viewers for joining him on an emotionally gratifying sports telecast?

Will Freeney line up on the left side if he does play, thus using his good ankle for his push-off from the line?

How long does Freeney last? How many times does CBS show trainers working on Freeney on the sidelines?

When does Peyton split the seam with a perfect pass?

Which receiver — Dallas, Garcos, Pierre, Wayne, Bush, Colston, Devery — will get 100 yards first?

If Tony Dungy is interviewed during the game, will he act as if the Colts already won?

Will we see a rushing touchdown in this game?

Which linebacker — Gary Brackett or Jonathan Vilma — will have a bigger game?

Does Vilma crush his former The U teammate Reggie Wayne if Wayne runs an under route across the middle?

How many beers can I drink before halftime so that I’m sober enough to enjoy the second half?

In a related question, how many beers will I go through before I start yelling without regard to anyone else at the party?

Who will be the game’s MVP?

Can we finally get a streaker that the Super Bowl deserves?





Rice, Emmitt where they belong

7 02 2010

The NFL’s all-time leaders in rushing and receiving yardage, Emmitt Smith and Jerry Rice, were elected to the Hall of Fame today. That means it’s time to roll out YouTube videos catching the great ones in action. Here it is, starting with Mr. Rice:

Rice makes a big catch on Monday Night Fooball during his rookie season.

A quick wrap-up of Montana to Rice.

Rice becomes the NFL’s all-time touchdown leader.

And now for Mr. Smith:

Truly horrible sound quality but a great look at Emmitt’s toughness.

Great highlight package from the most consistent rusher of all-time.

Smith becomes the NFL’s all-time leading rusher.

And who can forget Emmitt’s legendary broadcasting career.





Let kids be kids

7 02 2010

I’m a big George Carlin fan primarily because of his outlook on social issues. One of his philosophies which I found most appealing was his stance on how parents should treat children. (I use the past tense since he died in 2008, although it feels like he should still be alive.)

His thought process was to let kids be kids. Let them daydream and poke each other in the eyes. Let them eat mud and shoot wet spitballs at each other during Spanish class.

Carlin believed that parents and their schedules killed creativity and the forming of a free spirit. After all, we’re on strict schedules for most of our lives, so childhood is a unique time for a human being to simply learn about life.

That’s why a couple kid-related things I noticed the past few days made me wonder why we do what we do to those young’ns. First, there’s this story about a 12-year-old girl in Queens, New York who scribbled “Lex was here 2/1/10″ on her school desk. She ended up in handcuffs and sent to the local police station. Then she was assigned eight hours of community service. This girl, who also drew a smiley face and wrote that she loved two of her friends, was simply conveying the innocent emotions of a child. Maybe she knew what she was doing wasn’t entirely acceptable, but what exactly do the adults who called her into the cops think they’re establishing by over-reacting the way they did? They surely didn’t earn her trust.

Another kid-related issue. I was at the Shake Shack on the Upper West Side the other day when I noticed something I hadn’t seen outside of a pack of kindergarteners visiting my college campus — a kid on a leash. The boy was probably 3 or 4 years old, and he was with a woman who looked to be his mom. And he was wrapped in some brace that went around his torso with a rope-like extension that was held by the woman. I can understand parents concerned about their kids’ well-being, especially in New York City with all the crazy cab drivers we have. But a leash?

Kids sometimes have to learn from their mistakes. It’s apart of growing up. When you put play dough in your mouth and realize it’s not an edible food, you learn not to make the same mistake again. So if a kid wanders off and trips and cuts his face, he’ll probably learn not to repeat his actions. Without a leash, he can’t learn what’s right from wrong. All he understands is that he’s under the control of someone else. His freedom is hastened, which doesn’t help a child establish a foundation for common sense which can help guide him through the peaks and vallleys of life. It’s all about the parent retaining total control over the child, even when the situation might call for respecting the freedom of the child.





Quotes of the Week III

5 02 2010

I was sure I’d catch a great quote on Super Bowl Week’s Media Day, but it seems as if teams these days are concerned about providing the opposition with poster board material. So, there isn’t much from the Super Bowl. Thankfully, the rest of the sports world gave us enough humor.


A Georgetown student admonishing an obscene chant from a fellow student during the Jan. 30 Georgetown-Duke contest which President Barack Obama attended:

“Dude, the president of the United States is right there.”

Willis McGahee in a Twitter response to ex-The U teammate Bryant McKinnie’s claim that he was too injured to represent the NFC in the Pro Bowl:
“that’s bull shit.”

Kobe Bryant after he went against Allen Iverson in a Jan. 29 contest:

“We can score when we’re 70 years old.”

Herschel Walker after he won his first MMA bout with a third-round TKO victory:
“First, let me thank my opponent for giving me the opportunity to fight him because it’s tough to fight an old man.”

Anonymous scout/coach/front-office representative of a NFL team speaking to Pro Football Weekly:

“Brett Favre is amazing. He is really fun to watch…he looks like he has another 10 years left in him.”

Ex-Cincinnati wide receiver and NFL Draft prospect Mardy Gilyard speaking from experience about the intense interviews given by the New England Patriots to draft prospects:
“They know everything. They know if you blink wrong, if your eyelash falls out, your shoe’s untied, if you put on one little sock and one big sock, they know exactly what order you put your pantleg on. They know everything. The NFL knows everything.”

NFL agent Neil Schwartz discussing new collective bargaining agreement negotiations between the league and the player’s union:
“If we can’t get this resolved, we will collectively be the dumbest people on the planet.” Let’s hold Neil to that statement since it appears likely the cast of Jersey Shore will lose their ‘Dumbest People’ title to the NFL and its players.

Kobe Bryant on what he said to Phil Jackson in the huddle before his game-winning shot against the Celtics on Jan. 31:
“I didn’t say give me one more chance. I said give me the damn ball.”

Jets head coach Rex Ryan in a message to Dolphins fans the same night he was caught on a cell phone photo flipping off a taunting Dolphins fan:
“I want to just tell everybody in Miami, hey, we’re coming to beat you twice next year.”

Ron Artest on his pregame pushing match with Paul Pierce before the Lakers-Celtics Jan. 31 contest:
“If you’re not strong enough, you shouldn’t be fighting with me. If you really can’t match my strength then why even try to pick a fight? Why even try to tussle?”

Kevin Harlan in response to a sideline shot of JaMarcus Russell wearing so much jewelry at an NBA game that he looked like a cross between Mr. T and Master P on the cover of “Da Last Don”:
“If he spent as much time in the film room as he did at the jewelry store, he’d be a much better quarterback.”

Warriors head coach Don Nelson on Vladimir Radmanovic:
“He’s been disgraceful when I’ve played him. But I’ve got to get something out of him.”

Jaguars guard Uche Nwaneri writing to fans on a team message board after a pro-Tebow local bank teller failed to give Nwaneri one thing Tebow could do to help the Jags on the field:
“this is my top 5 things you should know before you assume Tim Tebow will [be] the tebow jesus in teal town.
5. He cant throw. PERIOD.
4. He cant read any coverage other than probably cover 2 or man cov. PERIOD (the only cov. in college lol)
3. the QB wildcat WILL NOT WORK IN THIS LEAGUE. PERIOD
2. He doesn’t know how to take a snap from center, nor is he even comfortable enough to.
1. HE CAN’T THROW. and thats really something you either have or not, never seen a qb who couldnt ever throw, just all of a sudden beable to throw just because hes now in the NFL.”
PERIOD!!

Mavericks owner Mark Cuban on the state of his team:
“We suck right now.”

Roy Jones Jr. on his April 3 fight against Bernard Hopkins:
“Now I can finally terminate the ‘Executioner’ once and for all. My new nickname for this fight will be ‘The Terminator.’”

Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti showing that he should stick to football team ownership:
“If I’m a Yankees fan, I’m upset we’re not winning 130 games with the roster that they have and the money that they pay out. I think it’s a disgrace they only beat the average team by 10 games in the standings with three times the money. I’d fire that GM. You don’t need a GM. All you have to do is buy the last Cy Young Award winner every year.”

Jersey Shore quote too good to leave out
Snooki on her manners in public:
“I’m not trashy unless I drink too much.”





How to play football (I don’t mean soccer)

5 02 2010

Ready, Set … Football

I’ve written in this space that football has overtaken baseball as America’s sport of choice. Surely not an original thought, I know. But I do speak the truth, or so I like to think. That makes this article I wrote for WeightWatchers.com especially relevant to all Americans. (If the Cowboys can still call themselves “America’s Team” then I certainly would like to be “America’s Sportswriter.”)

In an admittedly simple piece meant for the novice football player in all of us, I introduce how to play, dress and train to play a pickup football game. Experts in the article include a former NFL player, a former NFL trainer and a current NFL dietitian. When I do it, I do it big. Thanks to the help from these experts, you can quickly form even the biggest soccer fan in your family into a full-time American football player.





Why NY beats Cleveland

4 02 2010

For nearly a year, we’ve heard varying arguments for why LeBron James should stay in Cleveland or go to New York once he becomes a free agent. The pro-New York arguments claim that ‘Bron could make more money and expand his brand since New York would provide him a larger stage. (New York City is clearly our nation’s largest media market while the Cleveland-Akron area comes in at 18.)

The pro-Cleveland arguments cite ‘Bron’s loyalty to his hometown (he grew up in Akron) as well as the belief that in our high-tech, social media-savvy era, a superstar athlete like ‘Bron wouldn’t gain that much more popularity by playing in New York rather than Cleveland. But has anyone taken the time to explain why that theory might not be true? I will, and I’m glad I’m here to make Cleveland sports fans more disgruntled and insecure than they already are.

Let’s first take a gander at the NBA’s top selling jerseys. The NBA reported a couple weeks ago that Kobe Bryant had the top selling jersey at the NBA Store on Fifth Avenue and on NBA.com for the second consecutive season. LeBron came in second, again. Not to knock my boy Kobe, but ‘Bron would be the leading jersey if he played for the Knicks. There’s a reason Kobe ranked first, and it’s not just because the Lakers are the defending NBA champions. He plays in Los Angeles, home to the country’s second largest media market. Angelinos swear by him because he’s one of the biggest stars in a city full of them. LeBron would have the same sort of popularity in New York. ‘James 23′ on a Knicks blue and orange uniform would look positively orgasmic to any Knicks fan. And think of how many casual basketball fans in the New York area would suddenly become Knicks followers if the game’s best (or second best) player joined the team.

You might be thinking to yourself, “Moving from second to first on NBA jerseys sold through only the NBA Store and NBA.com isn’t that big of a deal, you idiot.” You’re right. So let’s consider Times Square. According to the Times Square Alliance’s 2008 Annual Report, nearly 500,000 people entered Times Square during a typical Spring day by way of foot, bus or vehicle. That’s more than Cleveland’s entire city population, according to the 2000 U.S. census. Furthermore, the U.S. Census Bureau estimated that just under 2.1 million people lived in Cleveland’s metro area in 2009. According to the study, only two metro areas in the country lost more residents than Greater Cleveland since 2000. Meanwhile, New York City, home to 8.3 million people according to 2008 U.S. census estimates, remains the center of the country’s media attention.

Think of all the times per day a major TV network displays a shot of Times Square. The Today Show, ESPN’s NBA studio show, nearly any program on CNN or FOX News. The amount of eyes on Times Square isn’t confined to just people who are physically in New York. The square has open access to people all over the country — and the world. Now imagine Nike buying a huge LeBron billboard with him sporting his new Knicks jersey. This isn’t to diminish his past and current presence in the square or any other part of the city. But there is no doubt that Nike, the NBA and the Knicks would make LeBron a prominent part of Times Square, not to mention other advertising spots around the city. There’s a lot more attention focused on New York, and the city offers a hell of a lot more unique advertising opportunities than does Cleveland. And with ‘Bron officially a New York athlete, there would be more incentive to focus on him than to let the Kobe Bryants and Peyton Mannings of the world shine in the country’s largest market. Cleveland sports fans have to understand that LeBron has outgrown their city. He needs the primetime spotlight of New York.





Sporadic Lakers thoughts

1 02 2010

Another Lakers win sweetened by KG's disgust. (Photo by Jim Rogash / Getty Images)

Consider the following sentence before reading this post: I’m about to shove the Lakers down your throat, so if you’re a Celtics fan or just really hate the Lakers for some odd reason, then go away. Now. Please.

My first thought after Kobe hit his latest game-winning shot — a turnaround from the free throw lane with 7.3 seconds to go to put the Lakers up 90-89 — was how much I’m gonna miss him once his career is finished. I’m not an outwardly emotional person, but I can say with confidence that I will cry the day he retires. I think most Lakers fans feel that way. There are very few athletes who give fans of that team a certain air of security during a game, as Kobe does for us Lakers fans. Among the current players in the major sports, I’d say Peyton, Brady, Mariano and LeBron are the only other players who leave their fans confident that a game will end in their favor. Of course, Mariano doesn’t play an entire game and position players obviously have a difficult time single-handedly winning a baseball game. Don’t ask about hockey, although Crosby could be included in that group.

Back to Kobe. What made today’s win especially sweet is that I listened to Bill Simmons’ newest podcast with J.A. Adande in which Simmons — ever the Celtics fan — claimed he’d rather have Bird or Jordan take a game-winning shot over Kobe. Once Adande chose Kobe as his last-second, go-to guy, Simmons casually noted that 82games.com had shot down Kobe’s perceived clutch ability with a damning Game Winning Shot Opportunity equation. (The category is defined as 24 seconds or less in a game, team with the ball is either tied or down 1 or 2 points.) For a guy who proclaims himself as the V.P. of Common Sense and has staked his reputation as a sports writer who forms opinions based off his “feel” of a game, I thought it rather convenient for him to bypass the “No kidding, I want Kobe with the game on the line” argument and stick to the stats.

Adande stuck to his guns and a quick look through the Lakers’ schedule this year shows why. Here’s a run-through of his game-winning moments:

  • Hit two FTs with 18 seconds to extend lead to 3 points in 3-point win 11/3 vs. Thunder.
  • Hit buzzer-beating 3 for a 1-point win 12/4 vs. Heat.
  • Hit buzzer-beating 2 for a 1-point win 12/16 vs. Bucks.
  • Hit back-to-back 3’s in 2OT for a 6-point lead with 2:37 left in 9-point win 12/26 vs. Kings.
  • Hit buzzer-beating 3 for a 1-point win 1/1 vs. Kings.
  • Hit jumper with 7.3 seconds left for a 1-point win 1/31 vs. Celtics.

For full disclosure, Kobe did miss a last-second jumper Jan. 24 vs. the Raptors. So sue him. He’s made three buzzer-beaters and hit another game-winner Sunday, which makes him 4-for-5 on last-second or near last-second shots that determined a game’s outcome. Hopefully he’ll save a few for June.

More random thoughts

I love how Ron Artest, toward the end today’s game, got tripped up at the free throw line and ended up in the stands behind the basket. …

Andrew Bynum had 19 points and 11 rebounds during the type of game that should make Lakers fans hope he isn’t traded for Chris Bosh. I love Bosh’s game but Bynum has a bigger body, will eventually have a better post game offensively and he’s a true shot blocking presence. I want to see him grow up in the purple and gold. …

Tomorrow in Memphis, Phil Jackson can become the Lakers’ all-time wins leader with a win and Kobe can become the Lakers’ all-time scoring leader if he scores at least 29 points. The man Kobe would pass on the scoring list — Jerry West — worked as a general manager for the Grizzlies, the only NBA team aside from the Lakers that he’s ever known. Now that’s creepy. …

It’s fitting that Kobe will become the Lakers’ all-time leading scorer within six months of Derek Jeter becoming the Yankees’ all-time hits leader. Think of all the similarities in their careers. Both are the most recent legends on teams with extended lists of Hall of Famers. Both were rookies in 1996 and immediately joined a playoff-contending team. Both won copious amounts of championships early in their careers only to lose two championships in the long journey it took to win their next in 2009. Just as Yanks fans will honor Jeter one day in Legends Park, Lakers fans will eventually get to see Kobe’s jersey hang with West, Elgin, Kareem, Magic and all the other greats to sport the Lakers purple and gold.





Mount Mutombo

29 01 2010

Dikembe Mutombo interview

Dikembe Mutombo is famous for wagging his right index finger after blocking a shot.

As I stated in a prior post, I interviewed Dikembe Mutombo at the NBA Store on Wednesday. Mutombo was there with NBA Hall of Famer Bob Lanier to help introduce Right Guard as a founding partner of iHoops, otherwise known as the official youth basketball initiative of the NCAA and NBA. Right Guard is launching the Right Guard Total Defense Challenge, which is a nationwide search for the best defensive stopper in the country. (I believe this is focused on high school basketball.)

Mutombo’s presence at the press conference was sensible in that he’s not only a four-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year recipient but also an incredibly generous philanthropist. He paid $15 million out of his own pocket to help fund a hospital in his hometown in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. He just won the Coach John Thompson Jr. Legacy of a Dream award on Martin Luther King Jr. Day — President Obama was there to congratulate him — for his contributions to community service. And Mr. Mutombo is a hell of an entertaining interview since he sounds like Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

If there were ever one athlete to hold as the model by which all others should carry themselves, it’s Dikembe. Enjoy our chat.





Quotes of the Week II

29 01 2010

Another Friday morning with the best quotes I could find in the sports universe during the past week.

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson in a speech to his players:
“If anyone steps out of my control, they’re dead. The most important person in Manchester United is the manager.”

Kevin Garnett on his left knee injury that shelved him for over a month:
“The old ‘76 Pinto got banged up a little bit.”

Top high school basketball recruit Quincy Miller in a Tweet about North Carolina’s struggling basketball team:
“Is UNC really that sorry or is my mind playing tricks on me? Hahaha.” You won’t believe this but Miller hasn’t been offered a scholarship from UNC.

Suns head coach Alvin Gentry on an ESPN-reported rumor that Amar’e Stoudemire has created tension in the Suns locker room because of trade rumors:
“It’s the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever heard.”

Warriors head coach Don Nelson on how the team will handle losing a slew of close games recently:
“We’re grown-ups. We don’t need lollipops.”

Phil Jackson on Andrew Bynum sleeping in and missing the Lakers’ flight from New York to Toronto:
“It’s a rookie mistake, as we call it, even though he’s not a rookie.”

Ex-Saints quarterback Archie Manning on whether he’ll root for the Colts — his son’s team — or the Saints during the Super Bowl:

“I’m pulling for the Colts 100 percent, it’s not even close.”

Ron Artest on his excitement level at getting to meet President Obama during the Lakers’ trip to the White House Jan. 25:

“I’m not that excited to meet him because I look at him as a regular person”

LeBron James’ response to head coach Mike Brown’s call for a double-team on Dwyane Wade on the last possession of the Cavs’ win over the Heat Jan. 25:
“I got D-Wade.” A fired up LeBron James is better than an angry Kobe Bryant. Hate to admit it but it’s true.

Phillies manager Charlie Manuel on what he’d do if the Phils had kept Cliff Lee to go with Roy Halladay and Cole Hamels in the starting rotation:
“I might even be buying more expensive furniture than the Mrs. has been buying me lately.”

Patriots defensive tackle Vince Wilfork on his dissatisfaction if the Patriots re-sign him for one year with the franchise tag instead of giving him a multi-year deal. The franchise tag for a defensive tackle in 2009 was worth $6.058 million for one year:
“[The franchise tag] is decent money for most people out there.”

Nets center Brook Lopez after the Nets beat the Clippers 103-87 Jan. 27 for their fourth win:
“Did we need this? Are you kidding me? I mean we were 3-40.”

Patriots cornerback Shawn Springs when asked as a guest on ESPN2’s First Take which of the two Super Bowl teams he would rather not face:
“Well if it was me, I would hope a hurricane comes through.” One of the two Super Bowl teams plays in New Orleans, which was obviously ravaged by Hurricane Katrina in August 2005. Nice work, Shawn.

New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin discussing his efforts to secure Super Bowl tickets from the Saints:
“Some people seem to forget I come from the business environment. So I got contacts at ESPN, USAToday, you name it. So I’m going to work it out.”

League executive to Pro Football Weekly on the recent fat contracts Raiders owner Al Davis has handed out to players:

“And he keeps throwing boatloads of money at players who cannot handle the trappings of success — [JaMarcus] Russell, Javon Walker, Terdell Sands, Tommy Kelly, DeAngelo Hall. It’s a who’s who of turds.”

Spurs head coach Greg Popovich responding to a question about a Yahoo! Sports report that the Spurs are interested in acquiring Amar’e Stoudemire:
“What the heck is Yahoo? Is it one of those computer things? Is that like Twittering?”





Summer of ‘96

29 01 2010

I interviewed Dikembe Mutombo yesterday at the NBA Store for an upcoming amNY story, which led me to think about when he signed with the Hawks as a free agent. It was the summer of ‘96, which should be known as a seminal few months in the NBA’s history. Maybe it is already, maybe it isn’t. With all the hype surrounding this summer’s ‘Bron/D-Wade/Bosh-laden free agent class, one might get the impression that the NBA will experience a power shift of unprecedented proportions. One look at the summer of ‘96 would squash that theory. Let’s take a look at the players who joined new teams through free agency, trades and the draft during that summer:

Free Agency

  • Shaquille O’Neal signed with the Lakers and won a regular season MVP and three NBA titles with the purple and gold.
  • Mutombo signed with the Hawks and won the Defensive Player of the Year award the next two seasons while making the Hawks a stable playoff team.
  • Allan Houston signed with the Knicks, played in a couple All-Star games and positioned himself as the Knicks’ go-to guy for nearly a decade.
  • Ervin Johnson (not that one) signed with the Nuggets and led the NBA in total defensive rebounds that season.
  • Two moves that didn’t go down: 1) Michael Jordan was rumored to be flirting with the Knicks before “settling” on a one-year, $30M contract with the Bulls. You know the rest of the story; 2) Juwan Howard, who was a big-time player at the time, agreed to a $100M-plus deal with the Heat yet it was rescinded because it didn’t comply with salary cap rules. So, Howard re-signed with the then-Washington Bullets. With Howard back in the fold in the frontcourt, the Bullets felt justified in making what turned out to be a really, really bad move.
  • Future Hall of Famers Gary Payton and Alonzo Mourning were free agents but re-signed with the Sonics and Heat, respectively. Payton obviously helped lead the Sonics to the Finals that season and Mourning would drag Jeff Van Gundy around the floor with his legs.

Trades

I almost couldn’t believe it when I checked it on basketball-reference.com, but the Bullets had Chris Webber, Juwan Howard (remember, he was a 20/10 guy in the mid-’90s) and rookie Rasheed Wallace on their ‘95-’96 team! They had the best two-fifths of the Fab Five in C-Webb and Juwan PLUS a dominant collegiate player in ‘Sheed. And despite those three young post studs along with sharpshooter Calbert Cheaney and Robert Pack, who was basically Bobby Jackson before Bobby Jackson, the Bullets managed only 39 wins.

Of course, they could’ve nurtured the ‘Sheed/Webber/Howard triumvirate, which represented an ideal frontcourt mix of athleticism and power right at a time when the NBA was transitioning to a slower style of play conducive to teams with good interior scoring and defense. But the Bullets didn’t have a legitimate point guard, so they made this trade:

  • Bullets traded Rasheed Wallace to Portland for Rod Strickland. To Strick’s credit, he did average at least 15.7 points and 8.9 assists over the next three seasons. However, the Bullets spent two seasons on a low 40s-wins squad before crashing while ‘Sheed went on to become one of the best players for a Blazers squad which nearly reached the Finals in 2000.
  • Vlade Divac was traded from the Lakers to the Charlotte Hornets for a guy we’ll get to later. Divac was a tough scorer and rebounder for two Hornets teams that won 54 and 51 games before getting re-routed to Sacramento.

Draft

Here’s the top dog of player movement that summer. Let’s look at the gentlemen who helped lead the NBA into a new era:

  • Kobe Bryant, selected by the Hornets at #13 and traded to the Lakers for Divac, is a 12-time All-Star, won an MVP and four NBA titles and is one of the 10 greatest players to grace the NBA hardwood.
  • Allen Iverson, selected by the Sixers at #1, is an 11-time All-Star, won an MVP, led the Sixers to the Finals and averaged at least 26 points 10 times.
  • Steve Nash, selected by the Suns at #15, is a 7-time All-Star, won two MVPs and was the ringleader for one of the most exciting teams in NBA history in the mid-’00s Suns.
  • Ray Allen, selected by the T-Wolves at #5 then traded to the Bucks, is a 9-time All-Star and one of the best pure shooters of all-time.
  • Marcus Camby, selected by the Raptors at #2, is a one-time Defensive Player of the Year and a four-time blocks leader.

That’s not to mention Stephon Marbury, Antoine Walker, Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Jermaine O’Neal and Peja Stojakovic, all of whom were selected in the first round.

What basically came out of the player movement from ‘96 is five MVP awards won for the teams which added that player (Shaq, Kobe, Iverson, Nash) not to mention nearly an All-Star game’s worth of player movement (Shaq, Kobe, Iverson, Nash, Mutombo, Houston, Allen, ‘Sheed, Marbury, Abdur-Rahim). That won’t happen this summer, even if LeBron turns to South Beach.





Dodgers are poor bastards

24 01 2010

Most sports fans would prefer that the owner of their favorite team spend money like Mark Cuban on a weekend Vegas blitz. Me? I’ve set my expectations far lower. I just want the Dodgers owner Frank McCourt to prove that his wallet still has some signs of life.

If you haven’t heard, the Dodgers are running their team as if they had all their cash invested with Madoff. Despite leading Major League Baseball in home attendance in 2009 with 3.76 million fans, the sixth time in as many seasons during McCourt’s ownership that the Dodgers have ranked at least third, the franchise somehow doesn’t have the funds to spend like a normal big market team. Worst of all, McCourt and the rest of management refuse to acknowledge that they’re operating like a small market lot.

The fact they avoided arbitration with their best young players is optimistic. Of course, they had to do something with their season, and it’s not as if they signed Kemp, Ethier, Broxton or anyone else to a long-term deal. That’s a side story to what’s really important for this team, which is surrounding those young players with veterans who can raise the level of the Dodgers’ World Series contention. Instead, all us Dodgers fans have received is move after move demonstrating an unwillingness to spend despite management’s shallow excuses.

  • They inexcusably refused to offer arbitration to Type A free agents Orlando Hudson and Randy Wolf, neither of whom would have likely accepted the one-year deals. Offering them arbitration would have resulted in a first-round draft pick and a supplemental pick between rounds one and two for each player. Failure to do so ended up costing the Dodgers four possible high-level picks at a time when they’ve traded many of their best prospects the past two years to compensate teams for veteran players in trades — all because the Dodgers didn’t want to pick up the veterans’ salaries.
  • Jamey Carroll — JAMEY CARROLL — signed with the Dodgers for two years at $3.85 million.
  • Vincente Padilla re-signed for one year at $5 mil.

So that’s nearly $9 million for the Dodgers’ two biggest free agent signings plus a refusal to offer roughly $15 million in combined arbitration to two players in order to secure four high-level draft picks in the likely event the arbitration was turned down.

And yet the McCourt, president Dennis Mannion and the rest of management promise Dodgers fans that their ability to spend dough hasn’t changed. Like I always say, thank goodness for Dr. Jerry Buss! L.A. fans know what I mean.





Quotes of the Week I

22 01 2010

In order to give people something to laugh about as they officially enter the weekend, I’ve decided to post the top quotes of the week every Friday morning. These are comments I find from reading mostly AP stories, although occasionally I might discover some words of wisdom from a non-AP story or on TV. I’d like to find quotes from all types of sports but this week we’re limited to football, baseball and basketball. Here we go:

USC women’s basketball coach Michael Cooper after his first win against the school’s rival:
“My opening statement is [expletive] UCLA.”

Ex-MLB catcher Carlton Fisk on why it was inexcusable for Mark McGwire, among other players, to use steroids:
“Try having your knees operated on and catching for 30 years. Do you think you feel good when you go out there? [McGwire] had to stand around and play first base. So excuuuuuse me.”

Florida head coach Urban Meyer on the son he wish he had — Tim Tebow:
“There’s no doubt in my mind that he can play quarterback in the NFL.”

Eight-year-old Andrew Brower of Kimball, Minn. on why he drew Jesus wearing a Brett Favre Vikings jersey for a school project:
“I just thought of it because Brett Favre is the quarterback and Jesus is like the quarterback of the world.”

Pistons forward Charlie Villanueva on ex-Pistons forward Rasheed Wallace’s return to Detroit for a Celtics-Pistons game:
“Of course, he wanted to show the fans what they’ve been missing. But Charlie V’s here.”

Clippers center Marcus Camby on studying the trajectory of a shot in order to block it:
“It’s like geometry out there.”

Celtics forward Glen Davis in response to Detroit fans calling him “fat boy”:
“Suck my dick!”

Self-proclaimed lifelong Jets fan Patrick Freer during a Jets pep rally in Manhattan. He apparently wasn’t told that every Jets fan should cheer for the team by expecting them to lose:
“We’ll also be at the Jets ticker-tape parade.”

Colts linebacker Clint Session on the upcoming game vs. the Jets:

“We’re licking our chops right now.”





Fergie would’ve sung Big Mac sweet chin music

22 01 2010

Aren’t sneering old men fun? I’m convinced they provide half the world’s humor, and I write that with all due respect since my parents taught me to treat elders with appreciation — but I’m going to make an exception this time.

Ferguson Jenkins is the latest old-timer to take a shot at Mark McGwire’s steroid use, perhaps momentarily opting for selective memory and forgetting that many players of his era took amphetimines a.k.a. greenies to stave off the wear and tear of a baseball season.

In this ESPN.com article, Fergie, who used an open letter to the Associated Press to air his feelings, inferred that McGwire cheated the careers of pitchers by doping. This paragraph from the story effectively sums up Jenkins’ rationale:

“You have yet to apologize to all the pitchers you faced while juiced,” Jenkins wrote. “You altered pitchers’ lives. You may have shortened pitchers careers because of the advantage you forced over them while juiced. Have you thought about what happened when they couldn’t get you out and lost the confidence of their managers and general managers? You even managed to alter the place some athletes have achieved in record books by making your steroid-fueled run to the season home run record.”

Who wants to let Fergie know that pitchers also sampled in the finest performance-enhancing drugs on the market during Big Mac’s career? In fact, I ran through the pitchers identified on the Mitchell Report as having been linked to PEDs, then cross-checked their careers against McGwire through his home run log on his baseball-reference.com player profile.

It turns out that McGwire slammed 16 home runs off nine pitchers who were linked to taking PEDs. Here’s the list:

  • Ron Villone – 5 HR (in 15 AB!)
  • Ricky Bones – 2
  • Roger Clemens – 2
  • Andy Pettitte – 2
  • Jason Christiansen – 1
  • Matt Herges – 1
  • Darren Holmes – 1
  • Jim Parque – 1
  • Steve Woodard – 1

To be fair, we can’t be sure if the pitchers were on the juice at the time they surrendered these home runs to McGwire, but since when are we sympathetic to guys who cheated our holy game?

I get tired of PED-related arguments based around the broken sanctity of the game. Baseball, as much as we like to joke about it, is not a religion. There is nothing holy about it. Perhaps at one point in its history, baseball was a truly American endeavor, one of the cultural backbones of our country. But that ship sailed a long time ago. I’d argue baseball and America haven’t truly been in harmony for at least 50 years, a point of time in which race relations, assassinations, the Cold War and the Vietnam War began to break some of the innocence our country built in the ’50s.

Baseball wasn’t ruined by steroid abusers. It was just modified for a time until Major League Baseball’s front office accepted the fact that public pressure — and Congress — would force them to deal with the steroid suspicions they swept under an apparently very large rug.

Cry as they might, Jenkins and any other PED critic miss the point when they verbally attack one player. They neglect to mention that during that “unholy” era, it was more commonplace than we realize for juiced-up players to directly compete against one another.