Yankees shouldn’t define patriotism

29 04 2009

As if the pomp and circumstance revolved around the opening of Yankee Stadium couldn’t get any more absurd, a story from The Stadium last week burnt me more than the sun did on Saturday.

Bradford Campeau-Laurion, 30, sued the Yankees recently after he was kicked out of The [Holy] Stadium by stadium security for leaving his seat to go to take a leak during the singing of “God Bless America” during an Aug. 26 game last year. The Yankees’stadium has changed, but the same can’t be said for their arrogance. Of course, the Yankees countered by stating that the man was too intoxicated and began acting surly. To which the man said he wasn’t too drunk and simply wanted to leave his seat. The Yanks also added that a rule had been added stating that those in attendance must observe a rule of standing and observing “God Bless America.” Talk about as far from democratic as you can get.

It’s not for me to speculate which side is speaking closer to the truth. What I can do is to opine on why a team — an organization — would make people stand for a song, why doing that is an act of patriotism. 

Patriotism is one of those terms that gets thrown around loosely — like “great” when talking about an athlete, or “porn-quality” when talking about  a Hooters waitress — and everyone wants to get in on the act. 9/11 inspired many people to become more “patriotic,” but it was never clear quite what that represented. In a country in which nearly 300 million people call home, it would seem quite obvious that people have different ways of acting “patriotic.” 

For me, acting like a patriot doesn’t mean observing a song. It doesn’t mean wearing red, white and blue clothes, or sticking an American flag on my car. 

To me, it means living my life with dignity and unselfishness, by working hard and being honest. You know, the way our founding fathers intended it. Maybe there’s not a specific way to identify whether someone observes those ideals, but I feel like any reasonable person knows it when he or she sees it. 

For the Yankees to put their stamp on what “patriotism” is — and to penalize those who don’t observe it their way — is a real shame. Is it not enough that the Yankees’shiny new $1 billion-plus stadium was largely funded by taxpayers?

Some might say that people like me need to get off our moral high-ground, but I don’t see it that way. I just think that people should be able to define for themselves how they feel they want to honor their country. If a person needs to get up for a national song to go to the bathroom (and this is a person who could perhaps live their life in every way intended by our country’s founders), then I say, let that person free.





A new level of awkwardness

6 04 2009

The wonderful aspect of live television is that most people aren’t smart enough or mature enough (or both) to appear live in the first place. Example A is Emmitt Smith, who challenged Tim Hardaway for Most Inept Athlete-turned-Analyst in his seasons with ESPN. Among Mr. Smith’s most obvious slip-ups was his failure to properly repeat the famous Jimmy Valvano line, “Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.” When trying to recite the line, Smith said, on-air, “Don’t quit. Don’t even quit.” You almost feel bad for him until you remember how much money he has. 

Anyway, live TV also sets the scene for inflammatory remarks, often off-the-cuff. And there is nothing more off-the-cuff than the video below, starring the great Cheryl Miller and the Man of One Thousand Facial Hair Changes, Scot Pollard. Miller is one of the greatest women players of all-time, and she could probably punk just about any man not in the NBA. Pollard is just a punk who’s known far more for all the crazy different hair styles he wore through his years than his game. And that’s because the man sat on the bench so much that nobody knew if he could even play. 

The following is a level of awkwardness and hate that would make any staged reality show jealous. You can’t make up this stuff.





Deconstructing Alexei Ramirez

3 04 2009

This is really simple. Read my RotoExperts.com column (syndicated on SI.com) and let me know what you think. Is this too boring? Do you like the stats I’m referencing? Should I quit paying attention to Chicago-based ballplayers (I wrote up Zambrano last week)?

Let me know. Just click on the link below, then click again on the small image that will appear and that will take you to the PDF.

Deconstructing Alexei Ramirez





A video I never get tired of watching

3 04 2009

This has been one hell of an NBA season, with powerhouse teams (Lakers, Celtics, Cavs, Spurs) vying for the NBA title, a new group of future superstars developing by the minute (Kevin Durant, Brandon Roy, Derrick Rose) and the fallout from the sour world economic climate affecting everything from crowd attendance to the viability of teams surviving in their current cities. Best of all, though, is the unreal play we’ve seen day in and day out from the league’s best players: Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Paul and Dwight Howard.

But when I think back on this regular season, the video below is what will come to mind. I remember during the lockout-shortened ’99 season when Kobe Bryant began showing the ability to dominate games, during a pair of NBC Sunday afternoon contests when he scored 15 and 17 consecutive Lakers points in each game’s third quarter. Even though Bron already showed that ability in his famous Game 5 against the Pistons a few years ago, this third quarter run against the Bucks was one of those moments we’ll remember when his career is over.





What do you want from your quarterback?

2 04 2009

There’s something about a whining quarterback that rubs me wrong. The groveling, finger-pointing, ignoring phone calls and text messages…it seems out of character for a position which values leadership and toughness. But here we are with Jay Cutler, doing everything he can to earn the ire of opponents who may have already had no respect for the emotional QB (how hard must Phil Rivers and the rest of the Chargers be laughing at The Great Cutler Debacle). 

If you’re reading this and don’t know what Cutler situation I’m speaking of, I’ll give you the quick rundown:

1. Broncos fire long-time coach Mike Shanahan and hire young and inexperienced Josh McDaniels from the Patriots.

2. McDaniels and the new GM clean house and want to bring in their own boys — including former Patriots QB Matt Cassel.

3. Broncos attempt trade for Cassel, but swing and miss. Worse, the media finds out and Cutler is incensed.

4. Cutler says he wants to be traded and allegedly ignores all forms of attempted communication from the Broncos front office.

5. Broncos resign themselves to Cutler acting like an angry girlfriend and claim they will attempt to trade him.

I think that fairly encapsulates this situation in five points. Cutler is the angry girlfriend. He found out the Broncos tried to cheat on him through a third party, leading to embarrassment and anger. He feels used, like his past accomplishments don’t matter. Even worse is that Cutler likely feels ashamed at the Broncos for not considering him their man for the future. What does Cassel have that he doesn’t? At first glance, nothing, except the longing of Josh McDaniels.

Look closer, though, and Cassel has something else that alludes Cutler: the confidence to thrive in any situation. Remember, it was Cassel who maintained the confidence to come off the bench and replace Tom Brady after years of sitting on the bench, rarely getting game action. Cassel could’ve put on his sourpuss face at any point in his NFL career, but he stayed focused and waited for his opportunity. And he thrived when it came, leading the Patriots to 11 wins, and throwing his hat into the ring for Most Promising Young NFL QB. 

Cutler, on the other hand, doesn’t have the confidence to even speak to the Broncos after they admitted they circulated his name to teams in possible trade scenarios. Why Cutler is shaken that easily is something I don’t pretend to have an answer to, but I think it’s an ominous sign to whichever team ends up acquiring him. The guy seems a bit too fragile for my taste — could you imagine Brady or Peyton Manning or Big Ben Roethlisberger reacting the way Cutler has? 

This is a time for Cutler to show a bit of the arrogance for which he’s been known. Be arrogant enough to know that nobody can replace you, that the Broncos are better off with you, and that no trade rumor will prevent you from leading the Broncos back to the top of the NFL. Unfortunately for Denver fans, all he seems capable of doing right now is taking his ball and going home. Cry me a river.








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