Rams can learn from the Raiders

27 02 2010

Ay yi Yi yi Yi…here we go again with another NFL team making a simple decision infinitely more complex and potentially damaging than it needs to be. Reports have been flowing in that the Rams are considering Sam Bradford for the No. 1 pick instead of Nebraska’s Suh or Oklahoma’s McCoy. Oye.

According to John Clayton, the Rams’logic comes down to this: Given the hefty cost of a No. 1 pick’s contract — roughly $12 million per year by Clayton’s reasoning — the Rams feel their payment would be more justified if it was spent on a quarterback than a defensive tackle, since quarterbacks can have a bigger impact on wins and losses than a defensive tackle. Plus, quarterbacks traditionally make a lot more cash than d-tackles, so the contract would be more justifiable by the Rams’rationale. How that makes sense to an organization is something I will probably never understand.

If the Rams have any doubt about whether to go with Bradford or one of the defensive tackles, both of whom are considered much more pro-ready than Bradford, all they need to do is to look at their former Los Angeles mates.

The Raiders’drafting of JaMarcus Russell No. 1 overall in 2007 has been an utter disaster — only the Raiders were seemingly the only ones at the time who couldn’t read the writing on the wall. They chose Russell because they didn’t have a competent quarterback, Russell fit the mold of a traditional big-armed, big-body pocket passer, Al Davis thinks chicks dig the long pass and every team knows they need a very good quarterback to reach the playoffs. But that doesn’t mean a team should opt for the quarterback over other players who are clearly better.

My theory of how to build a quality NFL team begins with always drafting the most pro-ready players. Not projects, not guys who look good at the Combine and certainly not guys who seem to fit a “need” position. Just draft the best player available, the guy who looked great in games during college, and move along.

Before the 2007 Draft, I thought the Raiders should have drafted tackle Joe Thomas. He was considered pro-ready and he’s proven that by reaching All-Pro status. He hasn’t had a great effect on the Browns winning games but he’s a huge building block, literally and figuratively. He’s another good player to plug into the roster. That’s what the Raiders lost as they stupidly wasted a pick and tens of millions of dollars on a guy who matched a need position but who possessed qualities that made him a project instead of close to a sure-thing pick.

As the Rams look at Bradford, who is coming off shoulder surgery, they must ask themselves whether it’s worth it to give tens of millions of dollars to a guy who isn’t a clear favorite at his position over any of the guys even projected for the second round. On the other hand, they could have either defensive tackle, who are interchangeable with one another in many expert’s minds as the best or second-best player. To spend lots of dough on a player who has a very good shot at becoming a great player or to spend it on a guy who has spotty grades at a notoriously difficult position. It seems like it should be an easy decision but the Rams look as if they could screw it up.





Quotes of the Week VI

26 02 2010

Response by middle school student Dalten Duncan after a fellow student said “You need to push it in further.”:
“That’s what she said.” Of course, Duncan was given detention because most adults lack a sense of humor.

Carlos Delgado’s agent, David Sloane, after the slugger underwent hip surgery:
“The prognosis is that Carlos Delgado will be the Carlos Delgado of old in four months rather than an old Carlos Delgado.”

Wizards coach Flip Saunders’speech to his revamped group of players after the NBA trade deadline:

“We’ve got to play like a bunch of mad dogs.”

Oregon football player Jamere Holland in a Facebook status message after teammate Kiki Alonso was supposedly kicked off the team after receiving a DUI:
“how the fuck you kick kinko off the team,,, on some weak shit, niggas always faded he slipped up but ive been slippn up, and I’m still here, that shit weak buff cuh could have done damage for the ducks, that shit is weak, weak ass fuck, quote me”
Then….
“chillin thinking of another status to fuck with the readers heads, I wish I could block whites as friends and only have blacks LOL, cause apparently I’m misunderstood.”
To the surprise of nobody, Holland was dismissed from the team Feb. 21.

Shaquille O’Neal:
“When I’m done playing, I want to have four, five or six [championships]. That’s really my focus. I’m not really worrying about useless titles. I want to have four, five or six balls on my desk looking at the Butler Chain of Lakes.”

Shaq on whether he should advise Dwight Howard on how to become a better NBA player:
“Microsoft doesn’t give advice to Apple. So when I retire from Microsoft then maybe I’ll consult with Apple. But right now? No.”

Manny Ramirez probably not realizing the ulterior meaning of his words while discussing how he feels heading into the season:
“From the waist down, I feel 15. From the neck up, I feel 43. I feel good.”

Golfer John Daly on his sponsorship deal with Slix underwear:

“When I’ve got my Slix on, it’s all good.”

Steve Nash on playing a game last Sunday while the U.S.A’s win over Canada in hockey was announced over the P.A. system:

“It was tough. There was a moment where I almost slapped someone in the front row because they kept yelling the score to me but we’re worried about season ticket renewals so I held back.”

Sideline reporter Joe Jankowski reporting on a Buffalo-Kent State basketball game:
“Buffalo has yet to make a basket in…outside the paint. They’ve only scored points off inside-the-paint points or on the foul line. They are the best three-point shooting team in the MAC and they’ve yet to make a point in the hoop….a three-point shot.”

Answer from ‘Chris from Syracuse,’a long-time caller to Dan Patrick’s radio show, when asked by Patrick if he has ever been outside Syracuse, N.Y:
“Yeah, I’ve been to quite a few sporting events.”

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen on the organization’s reaction to him running a Twitter account:

“People are treating me like I was a murderer or something, or steal someone’s money or didn’t pay my taxes.”

Cubs manager/old man Lou Piniella answering a question from a reporter about whether he’ll set up a Twitter account:

“What is Twitter? First of all, I don’t know how to Twitter. Second of all, I’m not going to learn how to Twitter. Look, I’ve heard of Facebook. Actually, it’s on my phone; I see it once in a while. But I’m really not a Facebook or Twitter guy, you know? I’m a prime rib and baked potato guy.” I appreciate Lou for not just calling himself a ‘steak and potatos’guy but actually describing what kind of red meat and what formed of cooked potato he believes he is.

And on that note, I’m picking Mr. John Daly for my favorite quote of this week. It’s all good!





Know your draft position

26 02 2010

Fantasy MLB (Shifting draft values) <<<<<  Click the link to read the article

This will be the first of weekly fantasy baseball articles in amNew York for quite a few weeks. For the first story, I thought it would be interesting to document the altered draft values of six notable players. What’s unusual about this year’s draft is that two of the players who won’t be chosen in the first round as in years past are still in their prime.

Jose Reyes and Grady Sizemore are in their mid-20s, but injury-riddled seasons last year changed owners’perceptions of them for this season. Both are reasonable third-round picks. Check out who else has dropped and a few who will get taken much earlier than last year.





Title No. 3

25 02 2010

I’m entering Year No. 4 of the ESPN fantasy baseball league I participate in with 11 friends. Well, it’s more like six friends, three friends of friends (whom I’ve never met) and two more who have become friends through the Internet since Day 1, when they answered the commissioner’s advertisement to participate in our league. And my six friends are a scattered bunch. One is a childhood buddy from Los Angeles. I met the other five at Montana State in Bozeman, Mont., although one of them lives in Rapid City, S.D. and the other in SLUT…oh sorry, Salt Lake City, Utah.

My team, Colonel Coker, claimed the league title the first two years but fell short last year in the semis, ultimately losing to my rival. It’s not a competitive league on the scale of Tout Wars, but it certainly stays on my mind all day, every day of baseball season. And now that we had to choose our five keepers for the new season, I’m already thinking of how to shape my squad.

My five…

C Brian McCann — He, Joe Mauer and Victor Martinez are the only catchers I’d keep in our format, a 12-team, 5 x 5 with OPS instead of AVG. They’re the only backstops who produce stats like a corner infielder, which is why they are such a relief to have on the roster. The pickings at catcher are notoriously slim, which means employing a catcher of his offensive talent is like eliminating your credit card debt — it’s one less burden on your mind.

1B Mark Teixeira — He’s a Colonel Coker Original in that he’s been on my team since our league’s first draft. There’s no safer pick in baseball outside of Albert Pujols. Here’s his line since his rookie season (games played / AVG / OPS / HR / RBI):

  • 2003 – 146 / .259 / .811 / 26 / 84
  • 2004 – 145 / .281 / .929 / 38 / 112
  • 2005 – 162 / .301 / .953 / 43 / 144
  • 2006 – 162 / .282 / .886 / 33 / 110
  • 2007 – 132 / .306 / .963 / 30 /105
  • 2008 – 157 / .308 / .962 / 33 / 121
  • 2009 – 156 / .292 / ..948 / 39 /122

1B Ryan Howard — He takes on more value in our league since we track OPS and not AVG. Considering he’s recorded at least 45 home runs and 136 RBIs every year for the last four seasons, he’s virtually the most untouchable player in our league. Not even the great Albert Pujols has come close to matching his production in those two categories the last four seasons. Only Prince Fielder has challenged those numbers.

3B David Wright — He’s my wild card. I know the McCann/Teixeira/Howard triumvirate are going to bring it. If Wright can dial down his contact hitting and regain his power swing, then my team has an awesome Core Four, as the Yankees call their Jeter/Mo/Posada/Pettitte quartet. Wright also adds the dimension of speed. I think Wright is back for a huge year in ’10.

OF Jay Bruce — I struggled with this choice. I briefly considered Jason Heyward before I decided that I couldn’t risk building my team’s foundation with a rookie who may not play in the bigs until June.

I kept Brian Roberts last year because of position scarcity at second base, but Roberts attempted 13 fewer steals at age 31 last season and he’s already battling a herniated disc in his lower back this spring. That’s not good news. If this league took into account total bases or rewarded points for each hit, then I might reason that Roberts’doubles prowess (he’s exceeded 50 each of the past two seasons) would warrant a keeper selection.

That left me with a choice between Bruce and Nick Markakis. Given that it’s an OPS league, I went with the guy who displays more power and who is four years younger. At 26, Markakis might start developing his power. At 22, Bruce already has it.

It’s very possible that I have five 30-homer guys from my keepers, although McCann and Wright could each fall 5-10 short. All five are great candidates for 100-plus RBIs while Wright gives me 20-plus steals and Bruce 10-15. And all five should record an OPS north of 900, perhaps close to 1.000 if one or two of them can manage a career year or something close to it.

Now is time for me to get all nerdy and prepare for the draft by starting my Google Doc spreadsheet for our league’s available players. Nerds we are, us fantasy baseball enthusiasts.





The NBA’s hidden gems

24 02 2010

Fantasy NBA (Finding the Sleepers)

Another fantasy NBA article from amNew York is above, and it’s probably the last of the season. I’ll start pumping out fantasy MLB stories, the first of which might come out this week. In the meantime, check out the sleepers you can pluck off your league’s free agent list. And be sure to hit www.amny.com to seek out a great interview that the sports editor, Max Dickstein, did with Olympic gold medalist snowboarder Shaun White. Go to the Web site and then click on the PDF link to the far left in order to read the interview.





Dinosaur eats woman

23 02 2010

On the list of scenarios that can take place between a child-friendly dinosaur mascot and a cheerleader, the last thing you’d think a team would want to reference is violence. Believe me, I’m not one for political correctness but I am dumbstruck at the following video:

We don’t have the backstory for what was going on during this skit, but what exactly is this supposed to accomplish? Wouldn’t you be terrified if you were a five-year-old and saw this happen in person?

If you’re an adult, it’s sort of hard to laugh because it’s not funny. It’s just a mascot hurling a cheerleader into his “mouth.” But where does she go? Is she making out with the mascot? Did she throw up once she smelled the inside of his suit? Maybe I’m reading too much into this but I really don’t understand what the point was of this entire scene.





Old men like shuffleboard — not NBA players

22 02 2010

Leave it to Don Nelson to bring his players to a bar. The coach who’s famous for sipping on a Bud Light during each postgame press conference — before the NBA told him he couldn’t do that anymore — took a few of his younger guys to an Oakland bar to play shuffleboard. Rather than elaborate, I’ll just link to the article. Thank goodness for coaches like Nelson who keep things interesting:

http://www.sharapovasthigh.com/2010/02/warriors-coach-don-nelson-takes-his.html





My YouTube channel

21 02 2010

http://www.youtube.com/my_playlists

YouTube is the overlooked social networking Web site. People want to market themselves through blogs, Facebook and Twitter and all those formats definitely serve a useful purpose. YouTube just provides a different window through which you can understand someone’s personality, likes/dislikes and on and on. As a sports fan, there isn’t a better outlet for me to relive all my favorite plays, games and commercials.

Yet there is so much more beyond sports. I created a YouTube channel with the intention of grabbing all the memorable sports clips I could find, then gravitating beyond that and searching for movies, TV shows and random videos from YouTubers. Hope you enjoy and be sure to check back often for new videos I add.

FYI: I chose NYsportswriter as my channel’s name since KyleStack wasn’t available, prompting me to give my channel the same name as my Twitter handle.





Tiger Woods — that’s the headline

19 02 2010

I’ll give Tiger credit for this: At least he owned up and accepted full responsibility for his actions during his “press conference.” As ESPN radio host Colin Cowherd pointed out, we haven’t seen that same level of admission from Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds, Pete Rose, Bill Clinton, John Edwards and numerous other famous people caught up in controversial and/or immoral acts.

There are a few facets of Tiger’s conference that I didn’t find satisfactory. The limit on media and the ‘no questions’rule are obviously frustrating to me, since I’m a writer/reporter. But Tiger’s camp’s explanation that they held the conference today because it’s his last step before to returning to therapy is baloney. They probably held the conference today because the news cycle slows down over the weekend. Radio show hosts and other news outlets have today to analyze the conference, but they won’t have that luxury the next two days. By hosting the admission conference on a Friday, Tiger and his team ensured that the reaction from it will be rampant today, then slow down during the weekend and become less relevant Monday, since there will also be various weekend sports and news events to cover. It was a crafty move; I just wish Tiger’s team would admit that was a reason for opting to hold it today.

I refuse to accept Tiger’s excuse that all his actions should be dealt with privately. He’s the one who carried his affairs with such recklessness and in such a public manner. His use of text and voicemail messages displayed nothing of the disciplined person we were so accustomed to seeing on the golf course. Did he honestly believe he could leave a voicemail for one of his skanks and that they wouldn’t broadcast it in a public forum? The women he chose to hook up with are obviously opportunistic and desperate for attention. And the fact that he hung out with the women in clubs and other public venues and even hooked up in parking lots proves that he’s not entitled to his privacy. If he can flaunt his infildelity so publicly, then he can air his dirty laundry the same way.

I’m still looking forward to the day when we see him on the first tee. After all, he’s the best athlete in the world.





Quotes of the Week V

18 02 2010

I swear one of these weeks I’ll post this on Friday morning, as originally intended. The post is up today because I won’t be around tomorrow morning. It’s a shortened list of quotes yet again but these still pack some power.

Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski on whether the Nets new owner would offer him the coaching job:
“The guy’s Russian, right? You think he’d hire a Polish guy? No one’s contacted me, and if they do, I think ‘nyet’would be easy for me to say.” Maybe he’s just playing ‘hard to get.’

David Stern speaking about an anonymous NBA executive after the exec criticized NBA players during a discussion of the league’s contract negotiations with the player’s union:
“And the players were upset with those quotes, which I find cowardly, if they were actually said. And if I ever found out who said them, they would be dealt with.” Moral of the story: DO NOT piss off David Stern.

Charles Barkley’s retort to Kevin Harlan’s comment that it’d be impressive if Knicks Celtics guard Nate Robinson jumped over four Cowboys cheerleaders during the NBA All-Star Dunk Contest:
“It’d be impressive if he was taller than one of them.”

Tony Stewart in response to reporter’s question about NASCAR being too safe:

“The media center is getting boring in here and it’s too safe because y’all got four legs on your chairs. So we can start sawing legs off, what do you think about that? You like that idea? Are you paying attention?”

Kobe Bryant in a recent GQ profile. Read into it what you will, you pervert:

“Eeew, I’d be a little uncomfortable Googling myself. People sit there—and Google themselves? That’s kind of weird.”

Interaction between ESPN NHL dude Barry Melrose and First Take host Jay Crawford on how Melrose keeps his crow’s feet at bay (this was on-air):
Crawford: “How do you fight [crow's feet]?”
Melrose: “Chicken shit.”
Crawford: “What’s that?’
Melrose: “Chicken shit.” [laughter on set]

Note written on a baseball from Deion Sanders to ESPN’s Buster Olney in 1989. Olney wrote a scathing feature on Deion for the Nashville Banner while Deion played on the Yankees’Triple-A affiliate team, the Nashville Sounds:
“Keep writing like that your whole life and you’ll always be a loser.”

Dovid Efune, a confidant of Jewish boxer Yuri Foreman, on the significance of Foreman’s upcoming fight in New York versus Miguel Cotto. The fight, originally slated for June 5 at Yankee Stadium, might have to move to Madison Square Garden because a bar mitzvah held at a Yankee Stadium suite will also have use of the center field scoreboard:
“The magnitude of this event cannot be overstated. It may be the biggest Jewish sporting event of all time, certainly since David fought Goliath.”

Hawks guard Joe Johnson speaking to a reporter about NBA All-Star Weekend annually coinciding with Valentine’s Weekend:

“Listen, I try to get rid of my girlfriend by Valentine’s Day.”

Dwight Howard’s girlfriend gift advice to the same reporter:
“Just send her some flowers and some edible fruit things, whatever you call them.”





NBA players can rhyme

18 02 2010

Here is a really smart way to interact with pro athletes. A couple reporters sought out NBA players to finish their poems for the reporter’s girlfriends. Dirk steals the show at the end (there is a poll at the bottom but click on the link for the video first so it doesn’t spoil it):

NBA players finish Valentine poem





Knicks need McGrady

17 02 2010

As of Wednesday afternoon at 3 p.m., the Knicks are unwilling to meet all the Houston Rockets’requirements in order to obtain Tracy McGrady — Jordan Hill, cash, swapping 2011 first round draft picks and the 2012 first rounder. I understand New York’s hesitancy.

Here they are willing to give up their first round pick from this year (Hill) plus move lower in the 2011 first round and lose their 2012 pick all for a player who may or may not be able to capture half of his old ability and for the salary cap flexibility in order to possibly sign some of this summer’s elite free agents. (The Knicks also don’t have a first rounder this year as part of the Stephon Marbury trade in 2006.) The Knicks would be taking a huge chance by meeting Houston’s demands. but for the sake of this franchise, it’s something they have to bite on.

Hill will make Knicks fans only more bitter since he represents the Donnie Walsh administration’s failure to draft Brandon Jennings, who would’ve fit smoothly into Mike D’Antoni’s offense. Imagine Jennings penetrating the lane and kicking out to Danilo Gallinari. Every Knicks fan reading this just punched himself in the face.

But the lure of betting that McGrady can return to become a 20-point scorer, albeit a broken-down 20-point scorer, would give them enough to challenge for a playoff spot down the stretch. Plus the cap room from moving Jared Jeffries — who the Knicks are adamant about including in the deal, thus necessitating Houston’s elevated trade demands — would permit the Knicks to sign one elite and one high-level free agent this year. So they could re-sign David Lee and still go after Chris Bosh or Bron or Amare or Joe Johnson to team with Galinari and Wilson Chandler. The latter two thrived with D’Antoni in Phoenix and the first two were coached by him on the Redeem Team. If the Knicks are going to make a move, then now is the year.

Even if they don’t get Bron or Dwyane Wade, then Johnson, Amare or Rudy Gay represents a step-up for Knicks fans who are suffocating from the team’s ineptitude. They could opt not to do the deal but that means signing one high-level or elite player, who obviously would be less inclined to sign with a roster if there wasn’t another guaranteed star coming to play with him. We’ll see how serious the Knicks are about aggressively pursuing the stars they need to put themselves back on the NBA map.





My new favorite winter Olympic sport

16 02 2010

It’s snowboard cross. It’s an amazing sport to watch, like the video game SSX sprung to life. I used to think of short-track speed skating as the preeminent “intense and fast” sport of the winter Olympics. That’s changed with snowboard cross.

We still have hockey and the biathlon for the winter Olympics, both of which are “manly” and fun to watch. Alpine skiing events are great, too.

I appreciate figure skating (I’m serious), and I can live with any other event with the exception of curling. What snowboard cross provides me is the excitement and risk of injury that I think most of us connotate with winter sports.





MLB’s Greatest Player debate

16 02 2010

Ever since the Great Manning Debate began before the latest Super Bowl, in which his critics argued he couldn’t be considered one of the greatest all-time quarterbacks until he won multiple Super Bowls, I started wondering why the same debates aren’t held for Major League Baseball players.

We obviously hear the Super Bowl talk with NFL quarterbacks. And any NBA fan is accustomed to debates of the league’s greatest players revolving around a player’s number of titles. (Russell won 11, Michael and Kareem won six, Magic captured five, Kobe and Shaq have four and Bird got lucky thrice. Wilt went the distance only twice. This is common NBA knowledge.) So why aren’t championships included in the debate for the greatest MLB players? How many World Series-based arguments have you heard in favor of one MLB player versus another?

For instance, do you know how many World Series Babe Ruth won? You know Jordan won six NBA Finals and that Montana won four Super Bowls. Many of you can pinpoint 14 as the number of Majors won by Tiger. If not, you can probably come close. But what about the championship banners for one of the most legendary athletes ever?

The answer is seven. Ruth won seven out of the 10 World Series in which he played — three for the Red Sox and four with the Yankees. He was “just” 4-3 in the World Series as a Yankee. That pales in comparison to Jordan’s 6-0 NBA Finals record or Montana’s 4-0 mark. However, it’s Ruth who is the man of legend, probably because he played when most of our grandfathers were still punk kids. Yet most baseball fans today aren’t aware of Ruth’s championship list. And he ranks well behind the number of titles won by the other great Yankees.

Mickey Mantle, who some baseball historians believe had the talent to become the best ever, won seven of 12 World Series, all with the Yankees. Joe DiMaggio won nine of the 10 championships in which he played, also with the Yanks. And then there’s the greatest living ex-Yankee — Yogi Berra. The catcher, who often trails Ruth, Lou Gehrig (six World Series titles), DiMaggio, Mantle and Derek Jeter (five WS) on the list of Greatest Yankee, won 10 of the 14 World Series in which he played. If you track his career from his first WS (his rookie season in 1947) through 1963 (basically his last season since his official last year was a four-game stint with the Mets in ’65), Berra played in a World Series in 14 of 17 seasons. Compare that against Russell, who won 11 of the 12 NBA Finals in which he played during his 13-season career.

That all the World Series championships are linked with the Yankees might make you wonder if the team’s dominance in MLB history, specifically from the ’20s-’60s, makes it fair to use titles as a fair argument for the Greatest Player Ever tag.

After all, Willie Mays was just 1-3 in the World Series. Hank Aaron was 1-1. Ted Williams was 0-1, as the 1946 World Series represented the only postseason appearance of his legendary 19-year career. Barry Bonds was 0-1. Ken Griffey Jr., who at one time in the late ’90s was on his way to becoming a top 10 all-time player, has been in just one League Championship Series and has never making a World Series appearance. It took until Alex Rodriguez’s 16th season — his 14th in a full-time role — for him to appear in a World Series, which he obviously won.

Of course, with the Sosa-McGwire-Bonds generation eligible for the Hall of Fame, performance-enhancing drugs will be the topic on everyone’s tongues. And home runs and hits will continue to be the lead statistics people use to gauge a player’s greatness. I don’t have a good idea for how to include World Series titles in the greatest-ever debates. Maybe we can just start by remembering that the Sultan of Swat was also a Titan of Titles.





Quotes of the Week IV

14 02 2010

Well, I’m two and a half days late on this and there are fewer quotes than in the first three editions. So shoot me. Don’t complain, just go back to watching curling or ice skating like I know you’re doing. I’ll watch the biathlon. (Gil Arenas is definitely watching, too.)
LeBron James after torching the Knicks for 47 points on Feb. 6:
“It’s nothing personal. It’s strictly business.”

Saints head coach Sean Payton on his night in bed with the Super Bowl trophy:

“Rolled over it a couple times. I probably drooled on it.”

Timberwolves general manager David Kahn discussing why he won’t trade any “key” players during the season from the then-13-38 T’Wolves:
“It would be a mistake of epic proportions.”

Shaquille O’Neal describing how championship teams are assembled:
“Championship teams either have a 1-2 punch and three OK jabs, or one knockout punch and four nice, stiff jabs.”

ESPN radio show host Colin Cowherd citing an example for why the NBA should drop its age rule:

“We don’t hold it against a 14-year-old European girl who wants to become a fashion model dropping out of a high school trying to be the next Gisele and she ends up doing blow with her boyfriend Pepe and becomes a loser.”

U.S. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn on what she was doing to rehab her bruised right shin:
“I wrap my leg in cheese and it takes the swelling down.”

Answer to question on Hattiesburg, Miss. — Brett Favre’s hometown — billboard bought by Vikings fans about whether they love Favre:
“You Brettcha.” Just shoot me now.

Pistons coach John Kuester uttering five words that officially indicate an NBA franchise sucks after a Kings-Pistons game Feb. 10:
“[Beno] Udrih just lit us up.”

Non-sports quote too good to leave out
Adam Chamy, 22, resident of Washington D.C., on why he couldn’t shovel snow on the sidewalk in front of his house:
“I’m from Texas. I don’t know about these things.”








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